Dissvenhit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving mink.

Dissvenhit created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissvenhit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissvenhit, it will turn you into a slug.

Dissvenhit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dissvenhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. You must love Dissvenhit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Dissvenhit in the centre of the settlement.
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