Jinbegfem is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous
bat.
Jinbegfem created the world six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jinbegfem, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Jinbegfem, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Jinbegfem's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Jinbegfem's Holy Commandments1. Never wear turquoise shirts.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never eat figs.
4. Never go into brown rooms.
5. Run away if four horses approach from the east.