Henflisgen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful dingo.

Henflisgen created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Henflisgen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Henflisgen, he will turn you into a duck.

Henflisgen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Henflisgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.