Komgilsit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, idiotic goose.

Komgilsit created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komgilsit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Komgilsit, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Komgilsit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Komgilsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear magenta scarves.

4. Worship no other gods but Komgilsit.

5. Never talk about ducks.