Poncapduss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, competent jackal.

Poncapduss created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poncapduss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Poncapduss, she will turn you into a worm.

Poncapduss' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Poncapduss' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Poncapduss.

2. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Poncapduss on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.