Rillcarduss is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident squirrel.

Rillcarduss created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillcarduss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rillcarduss, she will turn you into a tree.

Rillcarduss' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rillcarduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect four silicon sculptures of Rillcarduss on top of important buildings.

5. Never wear boots.