Gutmisnur Quagzagbumgodhigquatcut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, all-powerful goblin.

Gutmisnur Quagzagbumgodhigquatcut created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutmisnur Quagzagbumgodhigquatcut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gutmisnur Quagzagbumgodhigquatcut, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gutmisnur Quagzagbumgodhigquatcut's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gutmisnur Quagzagbumgodhigquatcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Worship no other gods but Gutmisnur Quagzagbumgodhigquatcut.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never go into violet rooms.