Pigtarpomt Jabtabyog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented duck.

Pigtarpomt Jabtabyog created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtarpomt Jabtabyog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pigtarpomt Jabtabyog, she will throw large rocks at you.

Pigtarpomt Jabtabyog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Pigtarpomt Jabtabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Hide from blue rats for they are unholy.

5. Never feed lots of cucumbers to dolphins while wearing yellow corsets.