Sterrathan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic turtle.

Sterrathan created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterrathan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sterrathan, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sterrathan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sterrathan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Run away from gray birds, for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Sterrathan nine times a day.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.