Fudlegshav is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow walrus.

Fudlegshav created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudlegshav, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fudlegshav, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fudlegshav's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fudlegshav's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.