Cussgofpit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy goose.

Cussgofpit created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussgofpit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cussgofpit, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cussgofpit's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cussgofpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed limes to great tits while wearing mauve shorts.