Vinquillweg Lunbenlen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective gerbil.

Vinquillweg Lunbenlen created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinquillweg Lunbenlen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vinquillweg Lunbenlen, he will ignore you.

Vinquillweg Lunbenlen's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vinquillweg Lunbenlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vinquillweg Lunbenlen.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Run away if nine ants approach from the west.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.