Camfudjap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, kind hydra.

Camfudjap created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Camfudjap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Camfudjap, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Camfudjap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Camfudjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Never chant in the presence of eagles.

3. Never feed grapes to snails while wearing turquoise dresses.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never paint your legs blue.