Camfudjap is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, kind
hydra.
Camfudjap created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Camfudjap, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Camfudjap, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Camfudjap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Camfudjap's Holy Commandments1. Never mention pigs.
2. Never chant in the presence of eagles.
3. Never feed grapes to snails while wearing turquoise dresses.
4. Never wear corsets.
5. Never paint your legs blue.