Dudtitcem is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered parrot.

Dudtitcem created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Dudtitcem, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dudtitcem, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dudtitcem's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dudtitcem's Holy Commandments

1. Dudtitcem loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Put Dudtitcem first in all things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear ear rings.
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