Vongupkan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate armadillo.

Vongupkan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vongupkan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vongupkan, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vongupkan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vongupkan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide if nine cats approach from the north.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.