Hondussbestflab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciful narwhal.

Hondussbestflab created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hondussbestflab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hondussbestflab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hondussbestflab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hondussbestflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Always stare at clouds.