Cumveenlikcun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying wombat.

Cumveenlikcun created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cumveenlikcun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cumveenlikcun, she will turn you into a rock.

Cumveenlikcun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cumveenlikcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never paint your face violet.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.