Basskanmif is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy human.

Basskanmif created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Basskanmif, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Basskanmif, she will not invite you to parties.

Basskanmif's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Basskanmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed nuts to manatees while wearing magenta shirts.

3. Never wear green kilts.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing brown scarves.