Sinsansug is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sinsansug created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinsansug, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sinsansug, he will destroy your home planet.

Sinsansug's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sinsansug's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to otters while wearing mauve skirts.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about dark energy near manatees while wearing pink shoes and balancing eight zinc spheres on your legs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.