Pogvinlim is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, effective swan.

Pogvinlim created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogvinlim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pogvinlim, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pogvinlim's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Pogvinlim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pogvinlim.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Pogvinlim loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.