Zodponnur is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciful toad.

Zodponnur created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodponnur, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zodponnur, it will turn you into a rock.

Zodponnur's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Zodponnur's Holy Commandments

1. Zodponnur loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.