Likdidbut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient goblin.

Likdidbut created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Likdidbut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Likdidbut, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Likdidbut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Likdidbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Likdidbut.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.