Rattettinull is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm finch.

Rattettinull created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rattettinull, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rattettinull, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rattettinull's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rattettinull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always obey Rattettinull's priests.