Largganten is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, vain goblin.

Largganten created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Largganten, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Largganten, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Largganten's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Largganten's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Largganten must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not kill turtles.