Dinfuthim is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witless skunk.

Dinfuthim created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinfuthim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dinfuthim, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dinfuthim's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dinfuthim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dinfuthim.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.