Betkopyok Tunfodyak is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful ant.

Betkopyok Tunfodyak created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betkopyok Tunfodyak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Betkopyok Tunfodyak, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Betkopyok Tunfodyak's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Betkopyok Tunfodyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must pray to Betkopyok Tunfodyak five times a day.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Respect your elders.