Rawdossbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, witless tortoise.

Rawdossbaf created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rawdossbaf, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rawdossbaf, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rawdossbaf's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rawdossbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to turtles while wearing turquoise coats.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never chant in holy places.