Vegcibdim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, intelligent butterfly.

Vegcibdim created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Vegcibdim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vegcibdim, he will turn you into a goat.

Vegcibdim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vegcibdim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Vegcibdim on top of important buildings.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Run away from white voles, for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.