Ominvedpomxem is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, proud hare.

Ominvedpomxem created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Ominvedpomxem, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ominvedpomxem, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ominvedpomxem's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ominvedpomxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.