Fenfedstik is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful mole.

Fenfedstik created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenfedstik, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fenfedstik, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fenfedstik's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fenfedstik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your neck.

4. Fenfedstik must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear skirts.