Nadveenyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unfair walrus.

Nadveenyog created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadveenyog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nadveenyog, she will send you a sign.

Nadveenyog's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nadveenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Never eat garlic.