Fobfemtafdon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, strong mink.

Fobfemtafdon created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Fobfemtafdon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fobfemtafdon, she will destroy your home planet.

Fobfemtafdon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fobfemtafdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Do not speak about figs.