Hamlibquim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic crane.

Hamlibquim created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hamlibquim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hamlibquim, it will think nothing of it.

Hamlibquim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hamlibquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Hamlibquim on top of all buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.