Nultimcep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate wyrm.

Nultimcep created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nultimcep, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nultimcep, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nultimcep's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nultimcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about dark matter near manatees while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing three copper spheres on your feet.