Sinsadhanstipkik is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy snail.

Sinsadhanstipkik created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinsadhanstipkik, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinsadhanstipkik, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Sinsadhanstipkik's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sinsadhanstipkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head orange.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never feed lots of bread to sharks while wearing yellow rings.

5. Respect your elders.