Metdobcib is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, all-powerful spider.

Metdobcib created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Metdobcib, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Metdobcib, she will turn you into a duck.

Metdobcib's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Metdobcib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six birds approach from the north.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never run in holy places.