Tailkadteen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart gerbil.

Tailkadteen created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailkadteen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tailkadteen, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tailkadteen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tailkadteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. You must pray to Tailkadteen six times a day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.