Tamnarfum is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical warg.

Tamnarfum created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Tamnarfum, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tamnarfum, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tamnarfum's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tamnarfum's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tamnarfum.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Tamnarfum on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed bananas to pigs while wearing ear rings.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing brown stockings and balancing eight gold spheres on your neck.

5. Never pour water over plants.