Dissbassgof is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing dragonfly.

Dissbassgof created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissbassgof, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dissbassgof, he will cry a lot.

Dissbassgof's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dissbassgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Worship no other gods but Dissbassgof.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.