Genfigsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy fox.

Genfigsaw created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Genfigsaw, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Genfigsaw, she will send minions to preach to you.

Genfigsaw's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Genfigsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not eat bananas.