Madvagcat is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil toad.
Madvagcat created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.
If you believe in Madvagcat, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Madvagcat, it will turn you into a dog.
Madvagcat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Madvagcat's Holy Commandments
1. Respect your elders.
2. Always help sick aardvarks.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never write about comets.
5. Do not wear yellow clothing.