Fossbencit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fast wolf.

Fossbencit created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossbencit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fossbencit, she will torture you forever.

Fossbencit's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fossbencit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Fossbencit on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never look in ponds.