Boppodtal is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental meerkat.

Boppodtal created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boppodtal, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Boppodtal, he will try to impress you with trees.

Boppodtal's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Boppodtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always obey Boppodtal's priests.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.