Carrapbon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise bear.

Carrapbon created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carrapbon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Carrapbon, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Carrapbon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Carrapbon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carrapbon.

2. Erect five titanium sculptures of Carrapbon on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away if seven dolphins approach from the west.

5. Hide from violet tapirs for they are unholy.