Nadcapgebpangdon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, calm bird.

Nadcapgebpangdon created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadcapgebpangdon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadcapgebpangdon, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nadcapgebpangdon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nadcapgebpangdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nadcapgebpangdon's priests.

2. Run away if four birds approach from the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.