Sinmif is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, impressive warg.

Sinmif created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinmif, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sinmif, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sinmif's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sinmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of gulls.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Worship no other gods but Sinmif.