Banfombet Vegtifbod Bumsinlig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring chicken.

Banfombet Vegtifbod Bumsinlig created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banfombet Vegtifbod Bumsinlig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Banfombet Vegtifbod Bumsinlig, he will remove you from existence.

Banfombet Vegtifbod Bumsinlig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Banfombet Vegtifbod Bumsinlig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Never think about special relativity near mites while wearing red shirts and balancing four silver spheres on your feet.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near badgers while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing six zinc spheres on your head.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.