Litpodomt is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong camel.

Litpodomt created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litpodomt, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Litpodomt, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Litpodomt's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Litpodomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Always look after injured mites.