Higfidcinkapyamfubfum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage beaver.

Higfidcinkapyamfubfum created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Higfidcinkapyamfubfum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Higfidcinkapyamfubfum, he will jump up and down on your head.

Higfidcinkapyamfubfum's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Higfidcinkapyamfubfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never paint your back violet.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Higfidcinkapyamfubfum on top of all buildings.

5. Hide if three snails approach from the north.