Hudpomlid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish goat.

Hudpomlid created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudpomlid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hudpomlid, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hudpomlid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hudpomlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Put Hudpomlid first in all things.